I visited America's 99 Cent Store also on 45th between 5th and 6th. That's what I think it was called. If it's not that, I'm close. It was relatively boring for a 99 cent store, and that made me a little sad. And that in itself is sad. But let's not dwell on sadness, unless of course you want to return to innocence and sade donne moi along with me to that song by Enigma. Lets look at the few items I found worth documenting.
For your baby slut
So your baby slut don't get Amber Alerted.
I tried to figure out what was supposed to be funny about this piano, and I couldn't even get it to piano.