Wednesday, May 20, 2009

On My Wavelength

Party Shirt #1
Originally uploaded by zsumoz
My friend sent me a link to this flickr set of t-shirts that were originally corny statement tees from a dollar store, and were altered to say something else. All of the black ink is original to the shirt and the red has been added. I love them and want to be friends with the people that made them.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

China Is Amazing

I was just talking to my friend Tone Tank about how amazingly China spits our culture back at us, remix style. This is a great example.

Bat Superman

Bat Superman

Let's look at all of the ways this is amazing.
1. Bat Superman!
2. Val Kilmer and George Clooney as Batman on the package.
3. Gold flaming thighs.
4. The Wind-up toy, classic army crawling stance, with guns (we all know neither Batman nor Superman uses guns.)
5. The idea that Batman and Superman enjoying their pleasure together would create something like this.

I need to think real hard about where I saw this last week, and go back and buy it.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Do You Ever Have That Not So Fresh Feeling?

Flomo Erasers

Crotchblock it with
Carefree Thong

Take two of these
Norforms Feminine Suppositories

And call me in the morning.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Quick To The Point

To the point, no fakin'.

Butt Bucket

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Now I've Seen Everything

Shaved Eyebrows Classic Royalty Durag 2

Shaved Eyebrow Stocking Tie On Top

Shaved Eyebrows Visor Durag

If you stare into this guy's eyebrows long enough he will whistle out a genie. Swear.