Attention Deficate

I know it's a little early to be straying from the theme of my blog, but i had two beers and was out on the street tonight, and I captured these store signs that gave me shits and giggles minus the poop.

this
right nexta
these.

which if they'd teamed up, should definitely sell
these.

you dropped the extra o's but dude, your store is still doo doo.
homophone.

Random pointless fact that I wish I didnt know so I didnt feel compelled to point it out: the actress that played the mother of the character Mike Teevee in the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie's real name was Dodo Denney.

somebody, cast me on a pop culture game show already.
ni-night.