Dollar Dollar News Y'all

Hold on to your flying pants kiddos, I added a link to my sidebar that takes you on a google news search about Dollar Stores.
I know. Very exciting stuff.
Ring ring ring.... Hello?
Crimestopper calling!
Now we play America's Most Wanted.

Quad City 5-0 wants you to identify this train.
$1000 Reward.

This dollar store may be declared a public nuisance . I bet i could find some real official fucked up shit in there. Like a crackpipe with a doody stain.

And a fantastically awful Spider Man coloring book was discovered in a discount store. Pictures jacked from this blog. Great stuff.

I am looking for my multicultural pack of crayola crayons immediately upon completion of this post.

Fun With Google

Cranked out another collab with Google and found this auction on ebay. From what I can gather via continued Googling, is this has something to do with scrapbooking, AKA, Crapbooking. All I know is, the item sounds something that would interest one of my favorite bloggers, Cathy Sampson.
so says it:
This is an idea booklet that has never been for sale. Collect them all! There are over 120 different crop talks and handouts from various Creative Memories events. This item comes from a smoke free home and will be shipped flat in a manilla envelope.I have not nor have I ever been a Creative Memories Consultant.Please check out my other auctions to combine and discount shipping! The first croptalk will be $1.50 shipping and each crop talk after that will be $.50 to ship. After the first ten croptalks, they will be $.20 each to ship. I include surprise goodies in all my auctions!

Go read Cathy Sampson. She boggles my mind.

Google Schmoogle

I been mad busy, and haven't gotten a chance to hit any stores. Actually, that's a lie. I have gone to a couple 99 cent stores, but they haven't had anything good, and that's super wack. I'm not going to waste my time trying to make something awesome out of nothing, like Hillary Duff.

So I did the next best thing, which is hit up google.

what I found isn't terribly interesting, but I just had to post something.

yeah, it's got googly eyes but this site is boring. I'm so much better.

And I found another blog that makes reference to 99 sense. It's called Capt. Cube, and I'm going to have to keep a watch on this fella. Who knows, maybe one day we'll be blog friends. Or perhaps I will have to destroy him.