tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-262514202024-03-14T05:54:27.899-04:0099 SenseI Found These Things in Discount StoresKangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.comBlogger80125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-48237322285317331102009-11-04T03:39:00.002-05:002009-11-04T05:48:48.911-05:00Girl, I Need To Check Out Your BoxI'm like the gynecologist of Engrish. Defa Lucy is my favorite. If I were an pimp she'd be the top ho in my stable. Her box always pleases.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529298966/" title="Defa Lucy touching mermaid by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2139/3529298966_26cd307ddc.jpg" alt="Defa Lucy touching mermaid" width="500" height="375" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528487261/" title="Defa Lucy Princess by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2279/3528487261_5689fdff54.jpg" alt="Defa Lucy Princess" width="375" height="500" /><span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class="on down" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyCenter" title="Align Center" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 11);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Align Center" class="gl_align_center" border="0" /></span></span></a> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Mermaid, Princess, and a Frog Prince? Fairytailz. Ur doin it rong.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528487137/" title="Defa Lucy Mermaid Talk by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2075/3528487137_eee4f9a586.jpg" alt="Defa Lucy Mermaid Talk" width="375" height="500" /></a><br />She might also be a tranny. Not that there's anything wrong with that.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528487553/" title="Defa Lucy Day Full Of Snowflake by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3528487553_717ab2f4e6.jpg" alt="Defa Lucy Day Full Of Snowflake" width="500" height="375" /></a><br />Are they saying she's high on cocaine?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529299398/" title="Defa Lucy and Friends in the snow by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2348/3529299398_850d8224c3.jpg" alt="Defa Lucy and Friends in the snow" width="500" height="375" /></a><br />Um, yes. There might also be some dust involved.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528487663/" title="Defa Lucy Summer Wears by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/3528487663_187238e901.jpg" alt="Defa Lucy Summer Wears" width="500" height="375" /></a><br />This btw, is from the front of the same box. I know you're high but pick a season, ditz.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529299818/" title="Defa Lucy Sweet Living Room Style by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/3529299818_8e4256b5e2.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Defa Lucy Sweet Living Room Style" /></a><br />That would have made more sense on the front of this box.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528488979/" title="Defa Lucy Cup of Coffee by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3625/3528488979_f28ea60cd6.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Defa Lucy Cup of Coffee" /></a><br />Enhance.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529300710/" title="Defa Lucy Cup of Coffee by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3394/3529300710_68c5622a43.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Defa Lucy Cup of Coffee" /></a><br />Mmm she just wore em up. Not a scrap left. And then she slowly dipped, she dip, she dip.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529300808/" title="Defa Lucy Stylish Suits by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2425/3529300808_639a40fc66.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Defa Lucy Stylish Suits" /></a><br />I don't care how beautiful, I would vanquish those demonic suits, just showing up, season after season...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528489271/" title="Defa Lucy Sexy Pink Skirt by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2174/3528489271_b955bca862.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Defa Lucy Sexy Pink Skirt" /></a><br />Huh...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529301480/" title="Defa Lucy Sairy & Her Teacher Box by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2361/3529301480_854e94d4a2_b.jpg" width="1024" height="768" alt="Defa Lucy Sairy & Her Teacher Box" /></a><br />I love that it's the pencil holder that is aware of this knowledge now.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528489925/" title="Defa Lucy Sairy & Her Teacher Box by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2061/3528489925_fdcf5ac919.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Defa Lucy Sairy & Her Teacher Box" /></a><br />I think the tiny computer and Chris Brown should have a face off to see who can <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTiVyxMIjaQ">transform ya </a>most.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529301686/" title="Happy Family Defa Lucy by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/3529301686_1e387cd115.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Happy Family Defa Lucy" /></a><br />Happy Family, Gay Dad. See how he's reaching for that purse, even with a broken arm?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529301778/" title="Lucy Will Bring You A Nice Mood by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2381/3529301778_1d14151d81.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Lucy Will Bring You A Nice Mood" /></a><br />I thought that was Mary Jane.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3528490231/" title="Defa Lucy Box by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3370/3528490231_bf80b076ab.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Defa Lucy Box" /></a><br />Her question-finger is in the right place, but question mark...not so much.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3529302078/" title="Defa Lucy Happy Family Box by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/3529302078_024717cdde.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Defa Lucy Happy Family Box" /></a><br />Ah, happiest childhood memories, walking away from the bar. What is this Defa anyway that it has a bar, and a Lucy?<br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com83tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-72787405702984825742009-07-02T20:32:00.000-04:002009-07-02T20:33:01.592-04:00Dat Scat<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>I really don't know what is up with the bathroom decoration situation at 99 Cent stores, but we've previously seen these wall hangings of <a href='http://99sense.blogspot.com/2008/01/oh-da-toilette.html' target='_blank'>old people on the toilet</a> and <a href='http://99sense.blogspot.com/2007/05/fereshte-direct.html' target='_blank'>statuettes of kids on toilets</a>. I recently went to a 99 cent store in downtown brooklyn and stumbled upon these other wall hangings. I would like to be a fly on the wall in a production or design meeting at the companies that make these things. <br/><br/><div align='center'><a title='Old Man Toilet by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661566630/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Old Man Toilet' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2444/3661566630_d1503b8126.jpg'/></a><br/>I don't want to see his old balls or anything, but that could get really messy.<br/></div><br/><div align='center'><a title='Old Lady Bano by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661566348/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Old Lady Bano' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3583/3661566348_602e2056d7.jpg'/></a><br/>What is abuela holding on to so tightly? She's totally hurting her hemorrhoids. And the gato.<br/><br/>This is where it gets really fucked up. I'm not going to say a thing.<br/><div align='center'><a title='Plunger Kid by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3660765173/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Plunger Kid' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2466/3660765173_2af6c70f14.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='Stinky Poo on the Toilet by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661564846/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Stinky Poo on the Toilet' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3661564846_814f0402f9.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='Stinky Poo on the Toilet by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661564534/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Stinky Poo on the Toilet' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3333/3661564534_262fb183d0.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='She Better Wipe by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3660764371/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='She Better Wipe' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3637/3660764371_12592d6d79.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='Stinky Poo on the Toilet by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661563976/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Stinky Poo on the Toilet' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3397/3661563976_658d41ed44.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='Puppy Pull Down Your Pants by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661563702/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Puppy Pull Down Your Pants' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/3661563702_479b6f4042.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='Boy Toilet by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661566026/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Boy Toilet' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3322/3661566026_6a0491c135.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='Boy Toilet by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3660765711/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Boy Toilet' src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3358/3660765711_757409489d.jpg'/></a><br/><br/><a title='Boy Toilet by 99Sense, on Flickr' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3661565430/'><img height='500' width='375' alt='Boy Toilet' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3661565430_f6e6150e01.jpg'/></a><br/></div></div><br/><br/></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-20661882098280441232009-06-22T16:09:00.004-04:002009-06-22T16:27:11.708-04:00Oh. Bah. Mah.<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3651400184/" title="Obama 99 Cents and General Store by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3398/3651400184_ec91cce805.jpg" alt="Obama 99 Cents and General Store" width="500" height="374" /></a><br /></div><br />First we heard about <a href="http://www.brownstoner.com/brownstoner/archives/2009/04/wednesday_food_101.php">Obama Fried Chicken</a> here in New York. Two of them in fact. <a href="http://www.ronntaylor.com/bulbs/000922.html">This one</a> also sells Pizza. This Obama 99¢ and General Store amazingness was captured in Cambria Heights, Queens. and sent to me by my friend Billy.Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-90544530477483491512009-06-03T00:42:00.003-04:002009-06-03T14:37:18.413-04:00As Seen On TVOn Monday's premiere of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien he went to a 99¢ Only store in Los Angeles and picked up a can of Boing! soda before throwing it in the gutter. I happened to be watching TV, and have a habit of taking pictures of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/sets/72157608694063364/">the screen when it pauses</a>, so I snapped it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3590925310/" title="LA 99 cents Only on Conan O'Brien Tonight Show by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2434/3590925310_26deae6aa9.jpg" alt="LA 99 cents Only on Conan O'Brien Tonight Show" width="500" height="375" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3590908320/" title="Conan O'Brien Tonight show Premiere with Boing! by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3298/3590908320_4610923698.jpg" alt="Conan O'Brien Tonight show Premiere with Boing!" width="500" height="375" /></a><br /></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com167tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-6971836534234514352009-05-20T11:11:00.003-04:002009-05-20T11:37:59.697-04:00On My Wavelength<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zsumoz/3544064442/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2239/3544064442_97696a93a3_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" /></a><br /><span style="margin-top: 0px;font-size:0;" ><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zsumoz/3544064442/">Party Shirt #1</a><br />Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/zsumoz/">zsumoz</a></span></div>My friend sent me a link to this <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zsumoz/sets/72157618342691471/">flickr set</a> of t-shirts that were originally corny statement tees from a dollar store, and were altered to say something else. All of the black ink is original to the shirt and the red has been added. I love them and want to be friends with the people that made them.Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-1484885353786201222009-05-12T10:27:00.004-04:002009-05-12T10:51:37.566-04:00China Is AmazingI was just talking to my friend <a href="http://scumlife.com/">Tone Tank</a> about how amazingly China spits our culture back at us, remix style. This is a great example.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3520320676/" title="Bat Superman by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3414/3520320676_63e4dae5dd.jpg" alt="Bat Superman" width="375" height="500" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3520320796/" title="Bat Superman by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3322/3520320796_0607eda32e.jpg" alt="Bat Superman" width="500" height="375" /></a><br /></div><br />Let's look at all of the ways this is amazing.<br />1. Bat Superman!<br />2. Val Kilmer and George Clooney as Batman on the package.<br />3. Gold flaming thighs.<br />4. The Wind-up toy, classic army crawling stance, with guns (we all know neither Batman nor Superman uses guns.)<br />5. The idea that Batman and Superman enjoying their pleasure together would create something like this.<br /><br />I need to think real hard about where I saw this last week, and go back and buy it.Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-48695380922669129832009-05-08T11:15:00.004-04:002009-05-08T11:20:10.364-04:00Do You Ever Have That Not So Fresh Feeling?No<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3351799277/" title="Flomo Erasers by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3431/3351799277_95cb17cb1b.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Flomo Erasers" /></a><br /><br />Crotchblock it with<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3494939070/" title="Carefree Thong by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3494939070_2c63b0c491.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Carefree Thong" /></a><br /><br />Take two of these<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3494122955/" title="Norforms Feminine Suppositories by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3351/3494122955_3e16c01996.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Norforms Feminine Suppositories" /></a><br /><br />And call me in the morning.Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-14719864498001422162009-05-07T04:18:00.002-04:002009-05-07T04:20:07.464-04:00Quick To The PointTo the point, no fakin'.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3494934502/" title="Butt Bucket by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3306/3494934502_12a13f80b6.jpg" alt="Butt Bucket" width="500" height="375" /></a><br /></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-55814363109895343762009-05-05T02:08:00.003-04:002009-05-05T02:21:41.395-04:00Now I've Seen Everything<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3494938634/" title="Shaved Eyebrows Classic Royalty Durag 2 by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3609/3494938634_492c990aab.jpg" alt="Shaved Eyebrows Classic Royalty Durag 2" width="375" height="500" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3494122403/" title="Shaved Eyebrow Stocking Tie On Top by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3601/3494122403_58d812810d.jpg" alt="Shaved Eyebrow Stocking Tie On Top" width="375" height="500" /></a><br /></div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3494122625/" title="Shaved Eyebrows Visor Durag by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3333/3494122625_39cffd09b7.jpg" alt="Shaved Eyebrows Visor Durag" width="375" height="500" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">If you stare into this guy's eyebrows long enough he will whistle out a genie. Swear.<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-29655750055037501502009-04-01T15:02:00.002-04:002009-04-01T15:10:09.093-04:00April Fools<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3351798513/" title="Glass Crack by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3351798513_3ed69ca280.jpg" alt="Glass Crack" height="500" width="375" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Truthfully, I would like this better if it were novelty ass crack, a fake butt you can strap on, and fool your friends into thinking you got ass raped with a plunger like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima">Abner Louima</a>, but that's sick and I'll just pretend I never thought that.<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-28344572292167369982009-03-25T10:00:00.005-04:002009-03-25T10:33:47.296-04:00Go Shorty. It's Ya...<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3346376506/" title="Cavalier Baby Oil by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3369/3346376506_883bfbfbef.jpg" alt="Cavalier Baby Oil" height="500" width="375" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">On this very special episode of 99 Sense, a shoutout goes to the birthday boy. My special friend, and the aristocrat of bumboclaat. A dashing and dynamic being. The always debonair, carrier of the distinct air of individuality. A co-conspiritor in nastyness, the one and only <a href="http://www.cavwins.com/music/">Cavalier</a>. Rapper. Artist. Hustler and haver of the illest techniques to <a href="http://illerthantheirs.blogspot.com/2008/01/now-that-would-be-iller-episode-six.html">save chicks from dying of alcohol poisoning</a>.<br />The first time I ever met this dude, it was just like the bottle says - fast absorbing. And as far as the rest of the label goes...I'll never tell. ;)<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-16429017830177261862009-03-13T18:22:00.004-04:002009-03-13T18:33:41.479-04:00Some Kind Of WonderfulI just noticed this separated at birth:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/2612596116/" title="Countour Shoulder Pads by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/2612596116_8f20eabe05_o.jpg" alt="Countour Shoulder Pads" height="480" width="640" /></a><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">and Mary Stuart Masterson! Right?!<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLTugIKaLj6Uz23ZMXadoPiAI5PjZwvEcm8bd8ORATsn0TmKkIkyyXltP8LTTtUIxK5kHkMlp9o2jP5NzOxM8o_ku55JcY2B7ZKAFwEjpQ-sDcHS1X_LhjBJwr4iJT-fhyphenhyphenfW8xZQ/s1600-h/Mary_Stuart_Masterson_by_David_Shankbone.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 219px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLTugIKaLj6Uz23ZMXadoPiAI5PjZwvEcm8bd8ORATsn0TmKkIkyyXltP8LTTtUIxK5kHkMlp9o2jP5NzOxM8o_ku55JcY2B7ZKAFwEjpQ-sDcHS1X_LhjBJwr4iJT-fhyphenhyphenfW8xZQ/s400/Mary_Stuart_Masterson_by_David_Shankbone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312802867250873890" border="0" /></a>Carry on with your lives now.Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-60650335866840815722009-03-11T19:54:00.006-04:002009-03-11T20:07:08.978-04:00Your Blue Heaven<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">To the azuliest woman I know and her lovely lady love, this post is for you. You see how it all comes together? I think you should create a dance move called the Fruit Rolls. Make it your signature, and tell it Kangsta sent you.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312776201/" title="Joray by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/3312776201_227df05959.jpg" alt="Joray" height="500" width="375" /></a><br /></div></div><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3346377034/" title="African Lesbians by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3590/3346377034_29364664d8.jpg" alt="African Lesbians" height="375" width="500" /></a></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-2287599931501872542009-03-11T19:21:00.003-04:002009-03-11T19:38:04.104-04:00Wig Crypt Chick<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3346378884/" title="Looking Like Kim Zolciak by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3346378884_f59671b2e1.jpg" alt="Looking Like Kim Zolciak" height="500" width="375" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Doesn't this chick straight up look like Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Somebody ought to ring that heifer up and tell her that her <a href="http://videogum.com/archives/reality-tv/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-6_038441.html">cancer/not cancer</a> and it's less than yaki weave accessory has been ressurected from the depths of her imaginary biopsy and is coming to get her like she's starring in a japanese horror movie.<br /><br /><center><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KtuKpUSJ2GA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KtuKpUSJ2GA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></center><br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-15336914551704549852009-03-10T15:41:00.004-04:002009-03-10T15:51:23.552-04:00Yay Girl Yay!<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/2608919568/" title="RuPaul is Lettin It All Hang Out by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/2608919568_c3bd86d545_o.jpg" alt="RuPaul is Lettin It All Hang Out" height="640" width="480" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">No tuck is everlasting. RuPaul is letting it all hang out. I've been a big fan of RuPaul for quite some time. I think his drag steez is so on point, and not over the top like a lot of the ugly overdone characters I've seen put on. I watched his show on VH1 (I miss you too Michelle Visage) and If I had cable right now I'd have his Drag Race show on DVR, never to be deleted. This post goes out to my boy James, my college-era RuPartner in crime, I love you deep, honey in my closet. You betta work!<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-17038918264646567832009-03-08T18:48:00.004-04:002009-03-08T18:55:13.336-04:00Me<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/2722673623/" title="Kim Possible Shower Gel by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3116/2722673623_2886d700b8_o.jpg" alt="Kim Possible Shower Gel" height="640" width="480" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Damn right, I can. Buhlee dat.<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-63959497920561456672009-03-07T21:27:00.002-05:002009-03-07T21:30:23.409-05:00Like Method Man and Mary J.<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3337036438/" title="99 Cent Store For All You Needs by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3337036438_d8b13be173.jpg" alt="99 Cent Store For All You Needs" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">To get by. La Da.<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-49825739758600492652009-03-06T11:55:00.005-05:002009-03-06T12:58:10.457-05:00Kotext Message<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312768951/" title="Kotex Free & Soft by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3312768951_7a7064bb75.jpg" alt="Kotex Free & Soft" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">The sole reason for this post is to show you this Kotex TV ad from down under, pun intended.<br /><br /></div><object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PMjG1lxNkPI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PMjG1lxNkPI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="295" width="480"></embed></object><br /></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-5976608521226815762009-03-06T10:47:00.003-05:002009-03-06T11:12:21.023-05:00No Love<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3323013816/" title="Jennifer Love Hewitt on a Perfume Box by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3622/3323013816_89b38e0cae_o.jpg" alt="Jennifer Love Hewitt on a Perfume Box" height="640" width="480" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Oh, sad sacks! I spotted this photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt on a cheap box of perfume. Although for some inexplicable reason The Ghost Whisperer is a successful show and she can't possibly be that bad off, in the past year we've all seen her Party of Five for a <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/11/1128_jennifer_love_hewitt_bikini_06.jpg">backside</a>, and she broke up with her<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20250077,00.html">Feyoncé</a> Knowles. So, I thought it was kind of funny that this article on The Insider referred to her as being <a href="http://www.theinsider.com/news/1651972_Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_Looks_Bummed">bummed</a>.<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-54688614347203069362009-03-05T10:28:00.007-05:002009-03-05T15:08:16.474-05:00Anne Hathaway Ain't Shit<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313602928/" title="Vassarette Boy Shorts by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3611/3313602928_45caea7be9.jpg" alt="Vassarette Boy Shorts" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />A few days ago, I read about this band <a href="http://industry.bnet.com/advertising/1000980/vanity-fair-girl-band-contractually-obligated-to-perform-in-lingerie/">The Vassarettes</a> that was put together for the purpose of promoting this brand of women's lingerie. They are contractually obligated to perform in their underwear. I also happen to have a group of rockin female friends who all went to Vassar College, so I immediately had to send them a link to what I'd read. I haven't seen a few of these lovely ladies in a minute, so I have written this poem, and am dedicating this post to them.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I want to see you (In your underwear) </span>ⓒ Kangsta 2009<br /><br />drop<br />your pants<br />lets dance.<br /><br />meet you guys at The Mug at midnight next Founders Day, ok? I'll supply the boyshorts.<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-38539742681768465392009-03-04T12:01:00.009-05:002009-03-04T12:50:34.672-05:00Dropping The Balls<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/2722674281/" title="Hottest Girls Dominican Republic Shirt by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2722674281_158008cf83_o.jpg" alt="Hottest Girls Dominican Republic Shirt" height="480" width="640" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/latino/2007/03/14/2007-03-14_the_naming_game.html">Yenifel and Nanky</a>, the couple down the road with the mean goat are the proud parents of a beautiful little girl, Usnavi. In the Dominican Republic, there is a high incidence of this biological syndrome that they locally call <a href="http://www.usrf.org/news/010308-guevedoces.html">Guevedoces</a>. That translates to "eggs at 12." "Eggs" are slang for testicles, and the age of 12 is typically when puberty begins. Do you see where I am going with this? See, little Usnavi in her pretty dresses, and frilly socks one day started to feel strange. Something started growing from her lower abdomen. Surprise. Dick surprise. Dude looked like a lady. What I'm trying to tell you is, although the Dominican Republic may have the hottest girls, If I were you, I wouldn't stake any early claims to betroth a Dominican girl. I'd wait to find out whether or not she turns out to be a man or a woman.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPYVAtWa6r_czcwei_9musEGu44qyYXJw4VW_gOM2TIQQjwDZKoAwE0gsuLBPOtfH4ZLQKUIEzMgHWDUw2gEMlLAgVFcaMImSspEg9c4ESVfCG7WSf7oky4j3zTlFOnjQ3lC5Cig/s1600-h/themoreyouknow"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPYVAtWa6r_czcwei_9musEGu44qyYXJw4VW_gOM2TIQQjwDZKoAwE0gsuLBPOtfH4ZLQKUIEzMgHWDUw2gEMlLAgVFcaMImSspEg9c4ESVfCG7WSf7oky4j3zTlFOnjQ3lC5Cig/s400/themoreyouknow" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309388867728366930" border="0" /></a><br /></div></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-59092461340653126182009-03-03T12:16:00.003-05:002009-03-04T12:51:22.441-05:00Something Special, Girl...<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312772489/" title="PMS Release Lady's Comfort Tea by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3552/3312772489_56ce066318.jpg" alt="PMS Release Lady's Comfort Tea" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">It's no bitch in a box.<br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-57308801727994881932009-03-02T13:02:00.006-05:002009-03-04T12:51:37.902-05:00Girls Girls GirlsMarch is women's history month, so this blog is about to get super femmed out. This one goes out to Foxy Brown, Planned Parenthood, sick grannies, prescriptions of valtrex, and those of you ladies who keep it tight, aiight.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3311158551/" title="Ill Nana Body Oil by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3432/3311158551_6855f55529.jpg" alt="Ill Nana Body Oil" height="500" width="375" /></a></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-88321971382763175212009-03-02T09:02:00.004-05:002009-03-02T09:54:43.933-05:00Perfection<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3316428132/" title="99 Cent Blast by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3366/3316428132_50ef6db13f.jpg" alt="99 Cent Blast" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Spotted on Brooklyn's New Lots Ave. I bet this place was the bomb.<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26251420.post-28790694131966856302009-02-28T14:11:00.010-05:002009-03-01T11:45:49.897-05:00Love, No Limit<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312765639/" title="99 Cents The Limit The Superstore by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3312765639_c9bbaf7ffa.jpg" alt="99 Cents The Limit The Superstore" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. I am excited to kick this one off with a report about this very special place that I finally found the other day. You see, months, and perhaps even as much as a year ago, a pair of my best people were out in the Coney Island/Brighton Beach/Sheepshead Bay area getting what some people believe is earth's most superior <a href="http://www.totonnos.com/">pizza</a> and <a href="http://www.gulluoglubaklava.com/">baklava</a>, and reported back to me that they saw a 99<em></em>¢ store with it's own parking lot (rare commodity in nyc) that looked kind of like a castle. I knew I had to go. And on two other occasions, myself and the lady of the pair have attempted to find this magical kingdom, but were not successful. On Thursday, we took the car out on another one of our frequent journeys of random, and lo and behold, we finally found the promised land. I present to you, Brooklyn's finest bargain shopping secret - 99¢ The Limit: "The Superstore"<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312765691/" title="Everything 99 cents by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3350/3312765691_199cde3ce3.jpg" alt="Everything 99 cents" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /></div><br />This store is a 99 cent store in the truest sense. So many of the 99 cent stores around the city are 99 cents and more, heavy on the more. Everything here is 99 cents, or less. You can even buy by multiples.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313594282/" title="8 for 99 cents by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3318/3313594282_22204960fc.jpg" alt="8 for 99 cents" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />There is no way I wouldn't love this place, but it became really obvious that this was going to be a special experience while we waited patiently for a parking space. You see this sign?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312765595/" title="Please Park Only Between The Yellow Lines by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3428/3312765595_5a5b31cf1d.jpg" alt="Please Park Only Between The Yellow Lines" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />and this is how people were parked.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313593442/" title="Can't follow directions by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3383/3313593442_c49dfd2902.jpg" alt="Can't follow directions" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313593386/" title="Can't follow Directions by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3589/3313593386_0cf71f6e95.jpg" alt="Can't follow Directions" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />I love idiots.<br />So yeah, this store sells <span style="font-weight: bold;">everything</span>, from the hardware store, to your undergarment drawer. Frozen foods, and fresh bread, including kosher goods. They even had a section specializing in treats, toys and decoration for Purim baskets.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312777523/" title="the limit window by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3438/3312777523_4003d9bec7.jpg" alt="the limit window" height="500" width="375" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312777461/" title="the limit window by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3317/3312777461_2d6e651496.jpg" alt="the limit window" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;">The patrons of the store by majority are Russian jews (orthodox and non), and Latinos and that's to be expected in that particular neighborhood. It makes for a ton of great people watching.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313599192/" title="Store Lady by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3590/3313599192_a0d8c0193c.jpg" alt="Store Lady" height="500" width="375" /></a></span><br />What up, Grams? I like ya style.<br /></div></div></div><br />So to be completely serious for a few seconds, 99¢ The Limit is actually a really good store if you're broke like me and need to squirrel your money. I found foodstuffs, and all kinds of random things that I wanted to buy, but managed to control myself, and only walk away with some Herr's Ketchup flavored potato chips (I only ever find them in Long Island!) and a pop-tube of Pillsbury Flaky Golden Layers biscuits (another fave and supermarket rarity). Now, of course, I didn't take pictures of these items. As per the usual, I present to you the items that you should probably spend a little more money than a dollar on, the awesomely and oddly named, and the things I think are just plain jokes.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Spend More Money:</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312779069/" title="Hemorrhoid Ointment by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3593/3312779069_66735d1a76.jpg" alt="Hemorrhoid Ointment" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312769545/" title="Lubrigel Personal Lubricant by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3597/3312769545_d68e05627e.jpg" alt="Lubrigel Personal Lubricant" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313597028/" title="Healthcare pregnancy test cassette by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3440/3313597028_929b97d3b3.jpg" alt="Healthcare pregnancy test cassette" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Awesome and Oddly Named:<br /><br /></span></div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313596354/" title="Holsum Oven-Fresh Bread by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3329/3313596354_134d657fb3.jpg" alt="Holsum Oven-Fresh Bread" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />I needn't say more.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313593818/" title="Must Gum by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3608/3313593818_7cc2464eaf.jpg" alt="Must Gum" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />Gotta.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312766327/" title="Frutay Tangerine Drops by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3312766327_83f05c356a.jpg" alt="Frutay Tangerine Drops" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />Wouldn't make a half bad Drag name, right?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313602690/" title="Baktat Grape Juice by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/3313602690_a933cd2f16.jpg" alt="Baktat Grape Juice" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />You've seen it. Similar to the logo, in the trampstamp position. On Shayla, the lumpy girl with the acne scars in front of you on line at the water park.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313603128/" title="Shoppers Foil by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3518/3313603128_ef9c4af0a8.jpg" alt="Shoppers Foil" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />Buy it. I'd like to see you try.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312773599/" title="Yo Trix by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3394/3312773599_4e1a86215d.jpg" alt="Yo Trix" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc">Sing it with me</a> - Why you comin' home, 5 in the morn'...is something goin' on? Lemme smell<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313601158/" title="Yo Stick by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3313601158_8bd9a9b8f9.jpg" alt="Yo Stick" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312774987/" title="Jr. Pops by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3312774987_fdcf71400d.jpg" alt="Jr. Pops" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />Like <a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090213/tuk-alfie-13-i-ll-be-a-good-dad-45dbed5.html">Alfie</a> the 13 year old alleged father in England.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312769201/" title="Baby Foaming by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3312769201_5595cc1ae3.jpg" alt="Baby Foaming" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />Treat your baby with a little bit of Old Yeller.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312771249/" title="Great Bite Mints by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3375/3312771249_5abfe3dfe7.jpg" alt="Great Bite Mints" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />Samuel L. Jackson. Deep Blue Sea:<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yMwmqp3GLMc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yMwmqp3GLMc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />Coincidentally, I've had a cringe-worthy line off the soundtrack in my head, and have been saying it inappropriately for weeks now because it's that bad, and I just can't stop myself -<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"my head is like a shark's fin!"</span><br />-LL Cool J, <span style="font-style: italic;">Deepest Bluest<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312768859/" title="Kotex Control by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/3312768859_940a79840f.jpg" alt="Kotex Control" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /></span></span><span>Kotex can't decide if they want to control your menses</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312769007/" title="Kotex Freedom by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3546/3312769007_40b888e52e.jpg" alt="Kotex Freedom" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /></span></span><span>Or allow it to flow free</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jokes. Mad Jokes.<br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313594702/" title="No exchange sign by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3357/3313594702_64b5a226dd.jpg" alt="No exchange sign" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />Ok, so you can't exchange books.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312776775/" title="Pile of Tighty Whities by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3591/3312776775_73e30e6f68.jpg" alt="Pile of Tighty Whities" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />But there was no sign saying you couldn't return or exchange underwear (which they had TONS of). Swear.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312775591/" title="Barack Obama 44th President Socks by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3453/3312775591_46336d1934.jpg" alt="Barack Obama 44th President Socks" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />Holler. In hindsight, I should have bought these.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313594218/" title="Gedilla Corn Sticks by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3322/3313594218_bac8c65f93.jpg" alt="Gedilla Corn Sticks" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />That cutie corn stick knows he just signed his death certificate.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313595908/" title="Sipaah Milk Flavoring Straws by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3313595908_76bd8db787.jpg" alt="Sipaah Milk Flavoring Straws" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />Um, Gross.<br />Enhance.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312768167/" title="How To Enjoy Sipahh by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3576/3312768167_088b552888.jpg" alt="How To Enjoy Sipahh" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312768249/" title="Sipahh Flavor Meter by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3549/3312768249_2faf4b44db.jpg" alt="Sipahh Flavor Meter" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />No.<br /><br />Here's where shit gets real retarded.<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312774539/" title="Toys Brains by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3451/3312774539_0fd9cba079.jpg" alt="Toys Brains" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />Told ya.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312773935/" title="Festive Toy Durm by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3536/3312773935_667776d2ec.jpg" alt="Festive Toy Durm" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />You see that, right? It's a durm.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313601344/" title="Happy Air Conditioner by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3378/3313601344_b92cfab13e.jpg" alt="Happy Air Conditioner" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />Happy Air Conditioner toy, for the kid who from the start seems to respond to the ads on daytime tv to get your degree in air conditioning repair without needing a G.E.D.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313601488/" title="Happy Air Conditioner - Play House by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3477/3313601488_bafd9a5f7f.jpg" alt="Happy Air Conditioner - Play House" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />Play house come along game = greatness.<br />Mini The child likes the thing = great greatness<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312773747/" title="Happy Air Conditioner - Frees Of Green by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3650/3312773747_7889b93872.jpg" alt="Happy Air Conditioner - Frees Of Green" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />And I think to myself, what a vonderful world.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312774085/" title="The Art of Sand Painting by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3312774085_d9b937b84b.jpg" alt="The Art of Sand Painting" height="500" width="375" /></a><br />Notice - markers, not sand.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312774127/" title="The Art of Sand Painting - instructions by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3416/3312774127_1f91d87c3c.jpg" alt="The Art of Sand Painting - instructions" height="375" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3313602324/" title="Beauty Princess by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3313602324_65b3281e08.jpg" alt="Beauty Princess" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />This was on the back of a toy cosmetic set. Infant.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99sense/3312777231/" title="How big is Uranus? by 99Sense, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3490/3312777231_527cbf26ce.jpg" alt="How big is Uranus?" height="375" width="500" /></a><br />Jokes. I told you.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Kangsta!http://www.blogger.com/profile/04167890684898699209noreply@blogger.com6