April Fools

Truthfully, I would like this better if it were novelty ass crack, a fake butt you can strap on, and fool your friends into thinking you got ass raped with a plunger like Abner Louima, but that's sick and I'll just pretend I never thought that.

Go Shorty. It's Ya...

On this very special episode of 99 Sense, a shoutout goes to the birthday boy. My special friend, and the aristocrat of bumboclaat. A dashing and dynamic being. The always debonair, carrier of the distinct air of individuality. A co-conspiritor in nastyness, the one and only Cavalier. Rapper. Artist. Hustler and haver of the illest techniques to save chicks from dying of alcohol poisoning.
The first time I ever met this dude, it was just like the bottle says - fast absorbing. And as far as the rest of the label goes...I'll never tell. ;)

Some Kind Of Wonderful

I just noticed this separated at birth:

and Mary Stuart Masterson! Right?!

Carry on with your lives now.

Your Blue Heaven

To the azuliest woman I know and her lovely lady love, this post is for you. You see how it all comes together? I think you should create a dance move called the Fruit Rolls. Make it your signature, and tell it Kangsta sent you.

Wig Crypt Chick

Doesn't this chick straight up look like Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Somebody ought to ring that heifer up and tell her that her cancer/not cancer and it's less than yaki weave accessory has been ressurected from the depths of her imaginary biopsy and is coming to get her like she's starring in a japanese horror movie.

Yay Girl Yay!

No tuck is everlasting. RuPaul is letting it all hang out. I've been a big fan of RuPaul for quite some time. I think his drag steez is so on point, and not over the top like a lot of the ugly overdone characters I've seen put on. I watched his show on VH1 (I miss you too Michelle Visage) and If I had cable right now I'd have his Drag Race show on DVR, never to be deleted. This post goes out to my boy James, my college-era RuPartner in crime, I love you deep, honey in my closet. You betta work!

Me

Damn right, I can. Buhlee dat.

Like Method Man and Mary J.

To get by. La Da.

Kotext Message

The sole reason for this post is to show you this Kotex TV ad from down under, pun intended.

No Love

Oh, sad sacks! I spotted this photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt on a cheap box of perfume. Although for some inexplicable reason The Ghost Whisperer is a successful show and she can't possibly be that bad off, in the past year we've all seen her Party of Five for a backside, and she broke up with her Feyoncé Knowles. So, I thought it was kind of funny that this article on The Insider referred to her as being bummed.