Yenifel and Nanky, the couple down the road with the mean goat are the proud parents of a beautiful little girl, Usnavi. In the Dominican Republic, there is a high incidence of this biological syndrome that they locally call Guevedoces. That translates to "eggs at 12." "Eggs" are slang for testicles, and the age of 12 is typically when puberty begins. Do you see where I am going with this? See, little Usnavi in her pretty dresses, and frilly socks one day started to feel strange. Something started growing from her lower abdomen. Surprise. Dick surprise. Dude looked like a lady. What I'm trying to tell you is, although the Dominican Republic may have the hottest girls, If I were you, I wouldn't stake any early claims to betroth a Dominican girl. I'd wait to find out whether or not she turns out to be a man or a woman.