A few days ago, I read about this band The Vassarettes that was put together for the purpose of promoting this brand of women's lingerie. They are contractually obligated to perform in their underwear. I also happen to have a group of rockin female friends who all went to Vassar College, so I immediately had to send them a link to what I'd read. I haven't seen a few of these lovely ladies in a minute, so I have written this poem, and am dedicating this post to them.
I want to see you (In your underwear) ⓒ Kangsta 2009
meet you guys at The Mug at midnight next Founders Day, ok? I'll supply the boyshorts.