On My Wavelength

Party Shirt #1
Originally uploaded by zsumoz

My friend sent me a link to this flickr set of t-shirts that were originally corny statement tees from a dollar store, and were altered to say something else. All of the black ink is original to the shirt and the red has been added. I love them and want to be friends with the people that made them.

China Is Amazing

I was just talking to my friend Tone Tank about how amazingly China spits our culture back at us, remix style. This is a great example.

Let's look at all of the ways this is amazing.
1. Bat Superman!
2. Val Kilmer and George Clooney as Batman on the package.
3. Gold flaming thighs.
4. The Wind-up toy, classic army crawling stance, with guns (we all know neither Batman nor Superman uses guns.)
5. The idea that Batman and Superman enjoying their pleasure together would create something like this.

I need to think real hard about where I saw this last week, and go back and buy it.

Do You Ever Have That Not So Fresh Feeling?

No


Crotchblock it with


Take two of these


And call me in the morning.

Quick To The Point

To the point, no fakin'.

Now I've Seen Everything

If you stare into this guy's eyebrows long enough he will whistle out a genie. Swear.

April Fools

Truthfully, I would like this better if it were novelty ass crack, a fake butt you can strap on, and fool your friends into thinking you got ass raped with a plunger like Abner Louima, but that's sick and I'll just pretend I never thought that.

Go Shorty. It's Ya...

On this very special episode of 99 Sense, a shoutout goes to the birthday boy. My special friend, and the aristocrat of bumboclaat. A dashing and dynamic being. The always debonair, carrier of the distinct air of individuality. A co-conspiritor in nastyness, the one and only Cavalier. Rapper. Artist. Hustler and haver of the illest techniques to save chicks from dying of alcohol poisoning.
The first time I ever met this dude, it was just like the bottle says - fast absorbing. And as far as the rest of the label goes...I'll never tell. ;)

Some Kind Of Wonderful

I just noticed this separated at birth:

and Mary Stuart Masterson! Right?!

Carry on with your lives now.

Your Blue Heaven

To the azuliest woman I know and her lovely lady love, this post is for you. You see how it all comes together? I think you should create a dance move called the Fruit Rolls. Make it your signature, and tell it Kangsta sent you.

Wig Crypt Chick

Doesn't this chick straight up look like Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Somebody ought to ring that heifer up and tell her that her cancer/not cancer and it's less than yaki weave accessory has been ressurected from the depths of her imaginary biopsy and is coming to get her like she's starring in a japanese horror movie.