Tuesday, March 18, 2008

What Must They Think Of Me?

I check my traffic log, and often find myself laughing at the keywords that bring people to this website. Since I haven't posted in a minute, I thought I'd share to tide you over. A new post will be up soon, promise.

The consistant number 1 keyword search term that brings people to this site is Banana Tits. People search for such weird stuff...Here's my list of some of my faves in alphabetical order:

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banana tits
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deficate
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i love my nappy hair clothing
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oh da toilette
old tussy
omarosa booty pic
penis overhang pictures
rain bonnet snapshot
sambos pizza
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schmoogle
shooting at fred's dollar store
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squeeze my ass jokes
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www.boners.vom

I don't think posting this will make the keywords of the future any less hilarious, and I guess that's kind of the point. Perverts, weirdos, and fans of National Geographic style boobs.....welcome.

8 comments:

Catnstuff said...

I love "upper eschelon lesbian"!

JP said...

bucktooth stereotype is my new band name

ShopDownLite.com said...

OMG - I love your site. I too love the retail remnants that make their way to the dollar bins.

I'm not even sure what banana t$$s is (but will google it now - maybe I'll loop back to your site) :-)

Thanks for the fun reads!

Stef
http://www.ShopDownLite.com

hip hop news said...

I'M loving it!!!!

JP said...

WTF is a "dick tott?"

Anonymous said...

Do you have copy writer for so good articles? If so please give me contacts, because this really rocks! :)

Anonymous said...

You have really great taste on catch article titles, even when you are not interested in this topic you push to read it

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