Dat Scat

I really don't know what is up with the bathroom decoration situation at 99 Cent stores, but we've previously seen these wall hangings of old people on the toilet and statuettes of kids on toilets. I recently went to a 99 cent store in downtown brooklyn and stumbled upon these other wall hangings. I would like to be a fly on the wall in a production or design meeting at the companies that make these things.

I don't want to see his old balls or anything, but that could get really messy.

What is abuela holding on to so tightly? She's totally hurting her hemorrhoids. And the gato.

This is where it gets really fucked up. I'm not going to say a thing.

Oh. Bah. Mah.

First we heard about Obama Fried Chicken here in New York. Two of them in fact. This one also sells Pizza. This Obama 99¢ and General Store amazingness was captured in Cambria Heights, Queens. and sent to me by my friend Billy.

As Seen On TV

On Monday's premiere of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien he went to a 99¢ Only store in Los Angeles and picked up a can of Boing! soda before throwing it in the gutter. I happened to be watching TV, and have a habit of taking pictures of the screen when it pauses, so I snapped it.

On My Wavelength

Party Shirt #1
Originally uploaded by zsumoz

My friend sent me a link to this flickr set of t-shirts that were originally corny statement tees from a dollar store, and were altered to say something else. All of the black ink is original to the shirt and the red has been added. I love them and want to be friends with the people that made them.

China Is Amazing

I was just talking to my friend Tone Tank about how amazingly China spits our culture back at us, remix style. This is a great example.

Let's look at all of the ways this is amazing.
1. Bat Superman!
2. Val Kilmer and George Clooney as Batman on the package.
3. Gold flaming thighs.
4. The Wind-up toy, classic army crawling stance, with guns (we all know neither Batman nor Superman uses guns.)
5. The idea that Batman and Superman enjoying their pleasure together would create something like this.

I need to think real hard about where I saw this last week, and go back and buy it.

Do You Ever Have That Not So Fresh Feeling?

No


Crotchblock it with


Take two of these


And call me in the morning.

Quick To The Point

To the point, no fakin'.

Now I've Seen Everything

If you stare into this guy's eyebrows long enough he will whistle out a genie. Swear.

April Fools

Truthfully, I would like this better if it were novelty ass crack, a fake butt you can strap on, and fool your friends into thinking you got ass raped with a plunger like Abner Louima, but that's sick and I'll just pretend I never thought that.

Go Shorty. It's Ya...

On this very special episode of 99 Sense, a shoutout goes to the birthday boy. My special friend, and the aristocrat of bumboclaat. A dashing and dynamic being. The always debonair, carrier of the distinct air of individuality. A co-conspiritor in nastyness, the one and only Cavalier. Rapper. Artist. Hustler and haver of the illest techniques to save chicks from dying of alcohol poisoning.
The first time I ever met this dude, it was just like the bottle says - fast absorbing. And as far as the rest of the label goes...I'll never tell. ;)