I'm like the gynecologist of Engrish. Defa Lucy is my favorite. If I were an pimp she'd be the top ho in my stable. Her box always p...

I really don't know what is up with the bathroom decoration situation at 99 Cent stores, but we've previously seen these wall hangin...

First we heard about Obama Fried Chicken here in New York. Two of them in fact. This one also sells Pizza. This Obama 99¢ and General Sto...

On Monday's premiere of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien he went to a 99¢ Only store in Los Angeles and picked up a can of Boing!...

Party Shirt #1 Originally uploaded by zsumoz My friend sent me a link to this flickr set of t-shirts that were originally corny statement t...

I was just talking to my friend Tone Tank about how amazingly China spits our culture back at us, remix style. This is a great example. Let...

No Crotchblock it with Take two of these And call me in the morning.

To the point, no fakin'.

If you stare into this guy's eyebrows long enough he will whistle out a genie. Swear.

Truthfully, I would like this better if it were novelty ass crack, a fake butt you can strap on, and fool your friends into thinking you got...