Sunday, January 28, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
- Wilson Phillips
watch here. Listen and weep. It just makes me wanna...hold on for one more day!
My finds from 99 Dreams continue today. Are you ready?
What a trauma!
On a quick serious note: Click here to virtually donate much needed tampons and pads to women's shelters in your state. While donations of clothing, diapers and other needs are often met, this necessity is often overlooked.
First the Pizza Sambos and now this? 4 varieties of latino soap. Warsh the dirty mexicans and shit. Discount stores be straight up racialist!
How much do you wanna bet they stock this at the hotel California tho?
Oh ginger snap! The Virgin Mary's cookie!
just plain weird.
Survey: Mr. Clean's envious brother, or his competitive yet underachieving boyfriend?
Either way, I bet he's great for cleaning seamen.
Cute and kinda Engrish.
Here's another example of it's use
The artwork by the way, was hideous.
A combination of Engrish, blatant bootleggery and perhaps carelessness. Bust how they mangled Cross Country, there is no motorcycle, and the statement on the bootleg McDonalds truck says "More Delicacy More Happiness" and the bootleg Coke is Coco Col.
I was drawn to this high grade terylene muffle because i didn't know what terylene was but it looked very cheap. I did a little research and turns out it's mostly used to make jewish table linens and yarmukles. Ouch.
Someone should send a case of these muffles to Britney Spears. She'd love them.
Monday, January 15, 2007
On this Martin Luther King holiday, I too had a dream.
smoothin out my sheets, and soakin in my tub.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
I visited America's 99 Cent Store also on 45th between 5th and 6th. That's what I think it was called. If it's not that, I'm close. It was relatively boring for a 99 cent store, and that made me a little sad. And that in itself is sad. But let's not dwell on sadness, unless of course you want to return to innocence and sade donne moi along with me to that song by Enigma. Lets look at the few items I found worth documenting.
For your baby slut
So your baby slut don't get Amber Alerted.
I tried to figure out what was supposed to be funny about this piano, and I couldn't even get it to piano.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
I know it's a little early to be straying from the theme of my blog, but i had two beers and was out on the street tonight, and I captured these store signs that gave me shits and giggles minus the poop.
Random pointless fact that I wish I didnt know so I didnt feel compelled to point it out: the actress that played the mother of the character Mike Teevee in the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie's real name was Dodo Denney.
somebody, cast me on a pop culture game show already.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
I checked out Jack's World on 45th between 5th and 6th Ave in Manhattan recently. They are not a 99 cent store, but more of a brand name discount store. I noticed they had a pretty awesome toy section. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go.
First up, is this unicorn-pegasus jumpsuit costume. I love jumpsuits. I'm sure that If I had a kid, they would also love jumpsuits, and if they didn't I would force them to, and that excites me. So now I'm basically begging someone to knock me up, so I have a reason to buy this jumpsuit, so I can torture my child. That, or I'm looking for Rick Moranis so he can honey I shrunk the me, so that I can fit into the outfit, prance and whinny and sparkle.
I found the Hello Kitty discount black hole.
If you know any Hello Kitty freaks in NYC, send em over. Shit is cheap.
Just say yes.
And finally, the finale.
Twitchy, like the anticipation of presenting a dick in a box: Barbie's cousin My Scene Fab Faces.
Now you know what 'Lil Kim will look like when you kidnap her and encase her in your plastic lair.